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Monday, January 18, 2016

I Bib You Happy Eating

What food are you most likely to spill on yourself? Tell about a “bad spill.” (Serendipity Bible Fourth Edition, page 1610).

To understand how ramen noodles end up both on and in my belly, you must understand the profile of said belly in relation to my torso – it protrudes. And I am not the most fastidious of eaters. In my view, the whole point of eating is getting the grub down the chute in the quickest time possible. If I were not so conscious of slander, I would say that I’m kin to the hog. You need never ask if I can get a second day’s wear out of a shirt. Since a shirt doubles as my bib, it must be washed clean in a sudsy baptismal apparatus every single day.  As with my shirts, I find daily soul cleansing essential. The spiritual and physical closely abut whether in the washer or the shower.

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